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Nancy Grace let another one slip …

Nancy Grace let another one slip …
October 5, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Nancy Grace

Well, I think we found this season’s Bristol Palin. Nancy Grace used last night’s episode of Dancing With The Stars to embarrass herself further by letting another one slip last night. Only instead of a boob, this time she allegedly ripped a huge fart on camera and holy crap this is simultaneously the grossest and funniest thing ever. Here’s TMZ with the toot:

BREAKING WIND NEWS — Nancy Grace claims she’s been FRAMED in the Dancing with the Stars fart mystery … and tells TMZ an “investigation” is underway to find out who REALLY dealt it. Grace — who was doing a post-dance interview on the show last night when someone let it rip — tells us, “As an ear witness on the scene, I can absolutely exonerate Tristan, myself and Brooke.” She adds, “However, the rest of the cast — seated just inches away — all remain under grave suspicion. The investigation continues.”

Bitch please. I gave you the benefit of the doubt on your maybe-nipple because thus far no one turned to stone, but … all right, let me put it this way: I grew up with three brothers. And a father. And a step-father. I can tell when someone farts. And when someone squats down a little bit, then back up, and you hear a little “poooooooooooot”, then yes, they farted. And then you yell “DOORKNOB!” and punch them in a shoulder until they touch a doorknob. So sayeth the brothers Feist.

Nancy Grace