Look, we know that you guys just can’t get enough of Nadya Suleman (aka Octomom) for some reason (was it the masturbation porno? Is that you want?) but the things I will do for your page views are starting to get out of hand. I actually had to listen to a clip of Nadya’s new dance single, “Sexy Party,” and I don’t forgive any of you. To be honest, it doesn’t sound too far off from other club songs, mostly because the production did everything they could to hide Octomom’s voice under layers of synth and bass. Which should really tell you everything you need to know about this song. Remember: just because you do one thing poorly, doesn’t mean you can do other things poorly.
August 20, 2012