Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman posed naked!

A couple years ago, back when Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman was still a thing and people just couldn’t get enough of the batshit crazy lady who pushed out eight kids when she already had six she had no way of caring for, Vivid Video offered her $1,000,000 to do a porno with them. Of course, she said no, because she was too good to put ridiculous things in her vagina for money. Pushing ridiculous things out of her vagina for money was a whole other matter. So here she is posing naked for the British magazine Closer for $10,000, because she always makes great life choices. TMZ reports:

Nadya Suleman is days away from being homeless … the house she owns that has been in and out of foreclosure for more than a year will be sold at an auction Thursday … so Octo needs a new crib for her brood … stat. The dilemma — getting first and last month’s rent together, so Octo has gone naked. She posed for the European magazine, Closer. Sources tell TMZ … Octo got $10,000 for the shoot, which is what she needs to rent a new place. Octo is being very up front now about some misgivings about having 14 kids, saying, “I’m doing that (posing nude) because I need to feed my kids. I need to pay the bills. And I’m still very cognizant of the repercussions of my choices.”

Of course, if you’re like me you’re probably asking why she turned her nose up at $1,000,000 when she knew she had to do everything she could to keep her 14 kids from dying of starvation, only to settle for 1% of the pay day for doing the exact same thing years later. To which I say: this is the same woman who thought having more kids than she could afford would also be a fiscally responsible decision. You can’t question why Nadya does what she does because she’s morally vacuous and thinks losing money is the same as earning money. It’s the perfect storm of unlogic and moral nothingness.

Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman

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