Octomom: I won’t touch other human flesh!

Once upon a time, a delusional woman figured that if she paid out the ass to look like Angelina Jolie and crap out a bunch of kids she had no feasible way of raising, people would give her money and fame and attention. Little did she know that no one cares about how many babies you can put in a vagina, unless that vagina belongs to a teenager, in which case MTV will give you boob implants in exchange for airing your terrible decisions. So now Nadya ‘OctoMom’ Suleman is on food stamps and still refuses to do porn, not even for $100 Million. Despite the fact that it’s one of the only ways she could possibly supplement her income and keep her kids from growing impoverished and resentful, she won’t ‘touch other human flesh’ because somehow that’s the moral high ground she’s ready to die on. RadarOnline reports:

“I feel ashamed, but who cares how I feel? It’s 100% about my children,” Suleman asked and answered, noting she hopes to get off public assistance as soon as she can. “They deserve everything, they deserve the best.” Acknowledging her topless spread for a UK magazine recently, Suleman said she wouldn’t do full-on porn — even if the offer was $100 million. “I won’t touch other human flesh,” Suleman said. “The only flesh I’m touching is my own. I would never, never accept anything. I will not lose my grip of my deeply indoctrinated morals and values. Suleman said that “every choice we parents make is going to significantly affect our children for the rest of our lives — it’s going to haunt them forever — I have to be the ultimate positive role model.’’

Nadya 'OctoMom' Suleman

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