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Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman has a boyfriend?

Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman has a boyfriend?
June 25, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman and Frankie G

I don’t know why, I don’t know how, but you people devour every Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman post we make. You guys are ravenous when it comes to a woman whose only life skill is “having a lot of babies with absolutely no means to raise them”, so I’m going to keep enabling all parties involved with this new story of Octomom somehow finding a guy dumb enough to voluntarily wedge himself in her situation. Via TMZ:

Octomom — the woman who said she’s been celibate for the last 13 years … and planned to stay that way until her kids reached 18 — now has her very own BOYFRIEND … and TMZ has the video evidence. 36-year-old Nadya Suleman arrived at LAX moments ago and her new boyfriend Frankie G picked her up outside. Frankie — a 23-year-old amateur bodybuilder — even gave her a peck on the lips when she arrived. Sources tell us the couple’s been dating about two months and it’s getting serious — but the best part … when we asked Octo how they met … the burgeoning porn star replied, “Through church.” She wasn’t kidding either.

Oh gosh, how I would sorely have loved to see how this went down …

Octomom: I had fourteen kids for the sole purpose of becoming famous enough that other people would care for them, and now I’m barely famous enough to make terrible soft-core masturbation videos.
Frankie: I’m 13 years younger than you, and there’s no way I could care for that many kids, but dating you would probably make me marginally famous. Wanna have sex?
Octomom: You’re already waist-deep in me and you don’t even know it.
Frankie: Huh, so I am.
Octomom: That happens sometimes.

Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman and Frankie G

[PHOTO | TMZ]