I’m not sure if you heard this yet, but Nadya Suleman is releasing her first ever masturbation porn video because that’s what happens when you’re only life skill is “pushing too many babies out of your cooch.” I can only imagine the video looks like someone punching a slab of raw roast beef, but that’s neither here nor there. Anyway, Octomom went on Howard Stern‘s uncensored on demand cable show Howard TV to promote the travesty, where she decided to ride a masturbation device called a Sybian, I don’t even need to tell you that this is extremely NSFW. More so, it’s NSF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. I made it to the twenty-five second mark before I had to turn it off and pull the gun out of my mouth. How long can you last?
June 21, 2012