Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman is at the end of her rope

Oh Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman is doing well these days … she’s going to rehab for substance abuse (Xanax) and one of her fourteen kids may or may not have looked up and subsequently watched her bean-flick masturbation video. And people say she’s a bad mother. HA! Hilarious. TMZ reports …

At least one of Octomom’s kids watched her masturbation video … according to one of Octo’s former nannies. TMZ has obtained correspondence between nanny Gina B and the Orange County Dept. of Children and Family Services … in which she claims on June 28, Nadya ran to her crying, claiming she found her oldest son watching porn on his phone. The nanny says the 11-year-old had found the website that posted his mom’s masturbation video and decided to sneak a peek. The nanny says Octo handed her the phone and asked her to block the site, but when the nanny said she needed a passcode, Octo told her to forget it.

You have to love how Octomom is committed to not horrifically scarring her fourteen kids, but not quite committed enough to rummage around for a passcode. “Hey, in a perfect universe, I wouldn’t want my kids watching me masturbate either. But, come on … ugh, finding a passcode? That’s like, what, five minutes of searching? No thank you. Now watch my kids while I take a ten week vacation – I mean rehab stay. I’m going to rehab, don’t call me, I’ll call you!”

Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman

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