Did you know there are only two weeks left until Christmas? Because AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH GAWD! I STILL NEED TO BUY MORE CRAP! AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE! Well, calm your asses down, because the Detox, Willam Belli and Vicky Vox (collectively known as DWV) are here with a brand-new music video for their Christmas song, which is called … “That Christmas Song” (iTunes). Appropriate. Anyway, the video literally has everything: sexy santas, ratchet strippers, DUI gingerbread ladies, and eggnog lube. I don’t know if that last thing exists, but it totally should.