Ugh: More on Taylor Swift and Harry Styles’ split

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles

Oh, what’s that? You thought for once Taylor Swift would break up with someone and then not ride it for all the money and attention it was worth? Ha ha! Oh, you! No, she and Harry Styles are going to ram this thing straight into the friggin’ ground, because let’s face it, what else are they supposed to do? Make good music that speaks for itself rather than air their dirty laundry for the sake of publicity? Yeah, you clearly don’t know how this works, imaginary straw man. RadarOnline reports on the breakup that will never go away …

“What she doesn’t get is that the guys keep dumping her because she’s being a prude.” Another source says the fact that she constantly talked about antiques was another turn-off for the young singer! “Harry found Taylor a little sexually uninterested,” a source close to the star revealed. “While it was clear she obviously had a thing for Harry, Taylor didn’t want to put out as often as he would’ve liked. Harry is a young boy, with ladies throwing themselves at him and has had a string of relationships with older women. It’s no secret he’s sexually active and is enjoying his fame at the moment. But Taylor just wasn’t up for it as much as he is. They were sexually incompatible.”

And in case you were wondering, yes, Taylor immediately announced she was going to record a new song right after she broke up with Harry.

And this is why I don’t listen to Taylor or One Direction. This. This stupid crap right here.

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