Good news everyone! Miley Cyrus‘ vagina can no longer get you sent to jail for statutory rape! Which must be a huge weight off of Perez Hilton‘s shoulders, huh? Barely-legal upskirt shots for everyone! Hooray for taking advantage of people younger than you! *CONFETTI!*
And now a quick word on Miley:
As a gossip blogger, it’s weird to see Miley finally becoming an adult (officially anyway) after seeing her go from wholesome little girl to … well, less than wholesome woman. That being said, just because you’re eighteen doesn’t mean you get a free pass to slut it up, Missy. It’s one thing to use your sexuality the way you want, and it’s another to just show off the goods to anyone for the sake of a little publicity. All I’m saying is, you can either be one of those actresses who win an Oscar for going nude, or you can be Tila Tequila. Your choice.
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