Miley Cyrus is not happy about her sex doll!

Hello, page views. Last week, Pipedream Products debuted a Finally Miley sex doll, based on Miley Cyrus, which is the perfect for the person who has everything except for weird, vaguely pedophilic thoughts and motives. Anyway, according to rumors, Miley took this about as well as any eighteen-year-old girl would: She may or may not being suing them for making a really creepy, way-too-young-looking sex doll.

The teen star is said to be so upset by the Finally Miley love doll that she is planning to sue the company responsible. But the blow-up effigy — which boasts “3 achey love holes” — has flown off the shelves. Kevin Johnson of Pipedream Products, the company behind the doll, said: “We are completely sold out already — it’s been on the market for less than 48 hours.” SOURCE

Oh my God, I’m sorry, but just PUKE to all of that. Gag. It’s not that Miley isn’t a very beautiful woman, it’s just that … well, let’s face it. Everything about this sex doll is meant to appeal to creepy fathers who watched Hannah Montana with their daughters and thought “Hmmmm, yes, I would indeed enjoy doing unspeakable things to Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter with my penis. Why hello, Chris Hansen, when did you get here?”

Miley Cyrus Sex Doll

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