Miley Cyrus is getting porn offers!

What, you thought Miley Cyrus could show up for all of thirty seconds in a music video with a porn star WITHOUT being offered a contract? HA! No. Anyway, following the music video for “Decisions” with DJ Borgore and Jessie Andrews, TMZ reports the people behind sex.com (that domain name must have sure cost an arm and a leg) have offered Miley a million bucks for a naked make-out session. HA! Silly sex.com people. Don’t they know that millionaires are never naked? Doy.

Martin writes, “After seeing a preview for the video “Decisions,” we were floored at how sexy both her, and porn star Jessie Andrews look together!” (No duh) Miley kisses her fiance Liam Hemsworth in the video, but Martin wants to replace Liam with Jessie — and remake the entire music video into a sexy softcore PORNO. It’s just a naked make out, but if Miley wants to make sex part of the deal, that’s cool too — Martin writes, “How far Miley chooses she wants to go is entirely up to her.” Martin says he’s already reached out to Jessie’s camp about the XXX remake — and our sources tell us, Jessie’s already down to clown. We’re also told Sex.com will cough up $1 million.

On one hand, this will never happen ever, so you can just let that dream die right now. On the other hand, I did just type sex.com for the third time in one post, not including the blockquote we pulled from TMZ, so I’m guessing they just got what they thought they would out of this. Well played, sex.com (four times!), well played.

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