Miley Cyrus got a sex doll for Xmas!

Happy day after Xmas, everyone! Hopefully, you all had a happy holiday, and even if you don’t celebrate Xmas, we hope you still had a nice little day off. Anyway, no matter how good you think your Xmas was, Miley Cyrus clearly beat all of us because bitch got herself a blow-up sex doll for a present. WERK. Then she took it for a drive around the block with her, because everyone knows when you get a sex doll, you have to show it around the hood. “Oh what’s that? You got some new shoes for Xmas? Well I got a sex doll for Xmas, and we were about to go through a drive-through. Eat it.”

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