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Miley Cyrus didn’t get a boob job!

Miley Cyrus didn’t get a boob job!
December 14, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Miley Cyrus

So apparently this past weekend, Miley Cyrus showed up on the red carpet (with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth) for CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute with her twins out in full display, which prompted people to think that Miley Cyrus’ boobs might be fake. But Miley Cyrus’ breasts disagree! Miley Cyrus’ tits say that Miley Cyrus’ hooters are all real and how many other synonyms for boobs are there? I really need to cover all my bases here. Page views, bitches! Us Weekly reports:

“Thank you for the compliment, but these babies are all mine, I wish [people would] realize you don’t have to be fake to be beautiful,” the former Disney star tweeted. “I’m 19!” she added. “BOOBS GROW, PEOPLE!”

Wait, do people still really care if you have breast implants? Last time I checked, straight men will jack it to anything. You could put two cantaloupes side by side and a straight guy would try to give it a spiked vodka cranberry. “Hey girllllll … you come here often? I feel some magic between us. What’s your sign? Does produce believe in horoscopes?”

Miley Cyrus

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