For the most part, last night’s 2013 MTV VMAs were a rather subdued affair, with everyone mostly behaving themselves and very little in the way of epic meltdowns or diva moments. Naturally, that made Miley Cyrus‘ performance the most talked about moment, as she spent a lot of time twerking on stage (while practically naked) and molesting Robin Thicke with a foam finger while all the actual hip-hop artists in the audience looked unimpressed. Miley, honey, we get it: You really like to twerk. It might be time for you to start editing down a bit, because between the teddy bears and the tongue thing and stoned teddy one-piece? Too much. Come back to Earth, mama.