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Miley Cyrus: Offered $1 Million to direct porn!

Miley Cyrus: Offered $1 Million to direct porn!
October 11, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Miley Cyrus

If there’s one thing I noticed about neverending media stories, it’s that there’s always one point where people start to get tired of the whole thing and public interest drops right the hell off: The moment a bullsh!t porn offer comes in. So here’s Miley Cyrus getting a $1 Million offer from Gamelink to direct a porno, which means we can probably close the chapter on this book soon. TMZ reports …

Adult retailer GameLink is NOT asking Miley to strip naked, but they definitely want to get her elbow-deep in a hardcore sex scene … from the director’s chair. GameLink fired off a letter to Miley’s people on Wednesday, offering her $1 mil for the directing gig (including full creative control) and even took a pot shot at Sinead O’Connor while they were at it. Burn. Check out the letter.

When I say this story is going to drop off at this point, I really mean it: It’s closing up now. Miley twerked and she got attention and now her album Bangerz is heading to #1. The endgame has been achieved, and you know what? I don’t blame her one bit for any of it. She played the game exactly as she needed to, and that’s the crux of it: Miley only did exactly what everyone wanted her to. We created the system where she has to go onstage and twerk and stick her tongue out and all of that because that’s what we’re buying. If you don’t like what Miley’s doing, you have no one to blame but yourselves.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.