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Hello there, Miley Cyrus’ penis! (Wait, what?!)

Hello there, Miley Cyrus’ penis! (Wait, what?!)
November 29, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Miley Cyrus

Apparently, Miley Cyrus is going to be on the cover of the next issue of the UK’s Love magazine, which prominently features her in a one-piece with a big ol’ penis on the front of it. For you see, art is supposed to be shocking and insular, rather than an honest expression of the human condition that unites us all expressed in imaginative ways. ART! Because you’re above other people!

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.