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Miley Cyrus flashed her boob for German Vogue

Miley Cyrus flashed her boob for German Vogue
February 6, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Miley Cyrus

I never thought I would say this, but … I’m getting really tired of posting about celebrity boobs. I mean, I have no real vested interest in them, but at least they used to pop with enough irregularity that they were something to be excited about. It wasn’t the boobs; it was the mystery. Well, Miley Cyrus has gone topless so many times now (the latest being in German Vogue) that the mystery has been solved. Turns out, boobs are just human flesh and mammary glands, and the nipple is just slightly darker flesh. Are you happy now, Miley? Are you happy that we’re treating the human body as a part of nature rather than an object of taboo? Because I’m actually pretty happy with that, nicely done.

Miley Cyrus

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.