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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth split up

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth split up
September 17, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth

I’m not gonna lie: I’m on vacation right now in Las Vegas, so I just spent the better part of the day by the pool drinking frozen stuff … did you know if you mix a strawberry daiquiri with a pina colada, it’s called a Miami Vice? Crazy! So I can’t even pretend like I’m surprised at all that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth split up (again). Nope, sorry, could have seen this coming from the moon. It was never going to work. Sorry ’bout it. TooFab reports …

The couple’s upcoming wedding has been officially called off, with reps for both stars confirming the split to TooFab. This shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise to anyone who’s been following their relationship, as they’re never seen together. Miley also un-followed Liam on Twitter over the weekend, while he was seen partying solo in Las Vegas. The couple, who met on the set of The Last Song in 2009, announced their engagement in May 2012 … with rumors of a split dogging them ever since.

You know your relationship was doomed from the beginning when the media cites an unfollowing on Twitter as the smoking gun of your split. Neither one of them was mature enough to support an adult relationship and they got engaged way too soon, not to mention the fact that Miley clearly never had the opportunity to live through her teen years, and therefore is pretty much completely unequipped to handle adulthood. So yeah, let’s blame this one on Billy Ray Cyrus and his stupid mullet.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.