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Mila Kunis was at the Marine Corps Ball!

Mila Kunis was at the Marine Corps Ball!
November 21, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Mila Kunis and Sgt. Scott Moore

Remember a few months back when Sgt. Scott Moore invited Mila Kunis to the Marine Corps Ball, because Mila is smoking hot and actually pretty charming and funny in interviews? Well, this weekend Mila attended the ball with Moore, where she entertained the troops and, I’m really hoping here, went … you know, all the way, if you catch my drift? Hey, she dated Macaulay Culkin. Dating a sergeant (and a pretty cute one at that) would be a huge step up for her. People magazine reports:

The actress “was very nice and very respectful,” an enlisted Marine who attended the Greenville, N.C., ball tells People. “She gets credit and a lot of respect for coming here, not being part of this world and following through on her word.” Kunis, 28, who dazzled in black as the date of Sgt. Scott Moore, took in Marine traditions, such as a birthday cake ceremony, in which the oldest and youngest Marines slice and eat the first serving of the cake. “She seemed to like the traditions,” the Marine says. “They made her smile.” And she may have been the belle of the ball, but attendees say the real focus of the night was on honoring those who were not in attendance: the seven in Moore’s unit who died on duty. “Thanks for all the support!” Moore – who asked Kunis out via YouTube with a fellow Marine when he was serving his second combat deployment in Afghanistan – Tweeted before the big night. “Tonight is for you 7 Betio Bastards!”

Look, Mila, I’m telling you this because it’s something you need to here: Start dating Sgt. Scott Moore. Think about it: chances are, everyone expects you to go back to dating some actor, not that there’s anything wrong with that, but when you put it in perspective, that’s jackshit compared to an army man. Sure, an actor can pretend to fire a gun and defend the country, but a sergeant? They’ve actually done it. And generally speaking, they’re much better looking. Hit that, Mila. Hit that like the fist of an angry god.

Mila Kunis and Sgt. Scott Moore