Mila Kunis was actually blind. GASP!

In an interview with Cosmopolitan, Mila Kunis revealed that, for several years, she was actually blind in one eye, which explains a lot actually. On a side note, it turns out my theory about Macaulay Culkin having a huge dick may or may not be … well, might not be true. Dammit to hell.

Kunis had a condition called chronic iritis, which occurs when the iris of an eye is inflamed. Chronic iritis does not respond well to treatment, and in extreme cases such as Mila’s can cause blindness.

Thankfully Mila’s eye problems are all a thing of the past. Kunis says she’s had surgery and everything is perfect now. “I’m not blind anymore. I had surgery a couple of months ago. They cut it open and dropped a new lens in there,” she said. SOURCE

Wait, so if she was blind the entire time, wouldn’t that make her more like the Dancer in the Dark than Black Swan? BOOM! A joke about not one but TWO incredibly depressing movies involving dancing! Yeah, I’m pretty proud of myself. I’m gonna eat a cookie to reward myself.

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