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Mila Kunis Talks Cock Socks

Mila Kunis Talks Cock Socks
January 6, 2011 JEREMY FEIST

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Now that Mila Kunis no longer has to pretend to be sexually interested in the kid from Home Alone, she decided to sit down for an interview with The Advocate to discuss seeing Justin Timberlake wear Hollywood’s new favorite accessory, the cock sock. I’ll be in my bunk.

Your next film, Friends With Benefits, also looks pretty racy. In the trailer you’re shown standing in front of a naked Justin Timberlake and sizing up his goods. Set the scene: What were you really looking at?

We had two weeks’ worth of sex scenes to shoot. Justin would just wear a sock that covered his frontal parts, so yeah, I could pretty much see everything. And I had tiny nipple pasties and a little pasty on my hoo-ha. We couldn’t have been more uncomfortable in the beginning, but by the fourteenth day, we’d just drop our robes, like, “Hey, how’s it goin’?” SOURCE

The sad thing is that despite his best attempts, Justin Timberlake in a cock sock is still nowhere nearly as gay as those posters for Yogi Bear. Seriously: “Good things come in bears“? I swear to God, there’s this party we throw at the club I work at every month, and I shit you not, every month there’s this one guy who comes in wearing the exact same hat and tie as Yogi Bear. It is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. EVER. So maybe the people behind the movie were in on something.

JEREMY FEIST
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.