Mila Kunis finally dumped Macaulay Culkin!

Mila Kunis finally dumped Macaulay Culkin!
January 3, 2011 JEREMY FEIST

After eight years of dating (EIGHT. FUCKING. YEARS.), Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin finally broke up, which I’m assuming has something to do with the fact that Mila Kunis was just nominated for a Golden Globe for one of the best movies of the year, while Macaulay Culkin is still only known as “That kid from Home Alone“.

“The split was amicable, and they remain close friends,” a Kunis rep told the New York Post. The paper also reported that the pair ended things a while back, but kept it quiet while Kunis promoted her Golden Globe-nominated film. Culkin, 30, the beloved child star of Home Alone, began dating Black Swan star Kunis, 27, in 2002, when she starred in both That 70’s Show and Family Guy. Culkin has stated that his love for the animated show helped begin their relationship. SOURCE

Seriously: EIGHT. YEARS. She’s been hitting that for almost a decade. Sure, you could say that the two of them just happened to have compatible personalities and that everyone has their own definition of attraction, but here’s my theory which is probably 100% true: Macaulay Culkin is hung like a horse. Any other reason may or may not cause my head to start giving off sparks while I shout “ERROR. ERROR. DOES NOT COMPUTE.”