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Aaaaaaaaaand here’s Duggar number twenty!

After their last kid almost died, which if anything should be an imminently clear sign from God that now might be a good time to stop popping out babies well after it stops being medically and morally feasible to do so, Michelle Duggar was all like “screw that, I need TLC to keep writing me checks so that my kids can become the Christ army” (no, seriously) so here comes baby #20 to make that ecological footprint just a little bit bigger. Via MSNBC:

Michelle Duggar and her husband Jim Bob are expecting their 20th child, the couple revealed exclusively to TODAY. “We are so excited,” Michelle Duggar told TODAY Moms before the broadcast. Now three and a half months pregnant, the mom of 19 says she was actually surprised to discover that she’s expecting again at 45. “I was not thinking that God would give us another one, and we are just so grateful.”

So basically, the way they think, God was just hanging around up there and he was all like “Oh hey, look at all those couples who are infertile and trying to have just one child they can love and raise … Naaaaaaaah, let’s just pop another baby out of the dilapidated, crumbling hallway that is Michelle Duggar’s vagina.” See? That’s the flip-side of pretending that everything that happens is because God wants it to. Eventually, you run into shit that just happens because life is unfair and you end up with no real valid reason as to why a loving entity would do something like that.

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