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Michaele Salahi is screwed!

Michaele Salahi is screwed!
September 19, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Michaele Salahi

Remember how Michaele Salahi decided that she was done with banging her rich, equally fame-whorey husband and that she was going to shack up with the guitarist from Journey because rockstars never ditch old whores the moment twenty-year-old pussy comes their way? Well it turns out, she might have just screwed herself because according to her and Tareq Salahi’s prenuptial agreement, she lost all claims to half the money the moment she cheated on her husband, and by voluntarily moving out, she can’t get spousal support, which means she’s now broke and her only source of income is her ability to keep an 80’s guitarist from kicking her to the curb once she starts queefing dust. TMZ reports:

TMZ has obtained a copy of the prenup between Michaele and Tareq. Under the terms, if Michaele commits adultery, she automatically loses her right to any money or other property they accumulated during their 8-year marriage. Under the prenup, by moving out, she’s also forfeited her right to spousal support.

For those of you keeping score here, that is now two stories today (first up was Heidi Montag) about karma enacting revenge upon talentless famewhores who fucked their way into millions of dollars despite having no bankable skills or abilities whatsoever aside from being terrible. I don’t want to get your hopes up, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Kim Kardashian got hit by a bus that magically set all of her money on fire by the end of the day. All I’m saying is everyone better cross their fingers real tight.

Michaele Salahi