So over the weekend, Michael ‘Mesh Shirt’ Lohan decided to pay the daughter who has no intention of ever seeing him again a visit. As you would expect, Lindsay Lohan was having none of that shit, so Michael spent the afternoon trying to hammer down her door while she hid in the closet, because clearly, rational thinking is not a fruit that hangs off the Lohan family tree.
Sources close to Lindsay Lohan tell TMZ … Lindsay hid in her apartment this afternoon, afraid of her father Michael Lohan, who was at the front door trying to break in. We’re told MiLo was also staring in the back windows of her Venice apartment, trying to spot Lindsay inside, and began banging on the windows.
UPDATE 3:21 PM PT — We’re told Michael has finally left. According to our sources, the cops were not called. SOURCE
You know what totally sucks? I just spent the entire weekend with my parents, and neither one of them tried to break down the goddamn door to see me. Is that how you show me you love me? By acting like respectable, reasonable adults? This is exactly why I don’t drink! Now I have to grow up acting like a mature, responsible human being, and it’s all your fault! I could have been one of those guys who goes to sleep at night with a pile of cocaine for a pillow and a blanket made out of quilted LSD patches, but nooooooo, you couldn’t even let me have that, could you?