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GROSS: Michael Lohan got Kate Major pregnant

GROSS: Michael Lohan got Kate Major pregnant
July 16, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Michael Lohan and Kate Major

Earlier today, I talked about how Lindsay Lohan was basically called out as a colossal liar by Porsche — FREAKING PORSCHE — after she plowed her car into a truck and blamed the brakes. As I was typing that, part of me wondered, “what happened in Lindsay’s life that made her the way she is today?” Then I read this story about how Michael Lohan got Kate Major pregnant in the worst way possible, then it dawned on me: Lindsay swam out of this asshole’s scrotum. Mystery solved. TMZ reports:

There’s going to be a new addition to the Lohan litter — but fear not … it’s not Lindsay who’s preggers. TMZ has learned Lindsay’s gonna have another sibling, courtesy of Kate Major and Michael Lohan. According to our sources, Kate is in her first trimester. But get this … the restraining order she had against MiLo was lifted only a few weeks ago … so the act of conception was illegal.

Just a few things to keep in mind about Michael and Kate’s relationship here:

I give this kid three months before he/she starts plowing rented Porsches into baby carriages.

Michael Lohan and Kate Major