Soooooo … who didn’t see this one coming? Absolutely no one? Well then. Less than half a day after Michael Lohan was released, the dumbass defied the judge’s orders to not even dream about Kate Major by trying to phone her up, so of course, guess who had the police up his ass? But wait, it gets better: According to RadarOnline, he tried to escape again, because he apparently thinks he can stay under the radar despite needing to jump in front of a camera to talk about Lindsay Lohan every week in order to pay child support. Anyway, Michael jumped out of a third story window, landed in a tree, broke his foot, then tried to make a break for it. Guess how that turned out?
Police in Tampa said he violated the terms of his release from jail by calling his ex gal pal Kate Major on the phone overnight, just two days after his arrest on battery domestic violence charges in connection with a fight they’d had. The Hillsborough County State Attorney’s Office, at that point, authorized Lohan be arrested for the violation. Police said when they tried to catch up with the New York native at the motel he was staying at (Tahitian Inn), Lohan jumped out of a third story balcony before running from officers, who apprehended him after a foot chase.
So in the space of about forty-eight hours, Michael abused Kate, got arrested, got taken to a hospital, and then tried to escape. And he did this TWICE. That’s what kills me. He did the exact same thing TWICE in a matter of about two days. I hate to give Lindsay any credit here, but at least she waits a couple weeks before repeating her mistakes again. Michael is just like “screw that, I’m just going to make the same ones over and over again,” what a colossal dumbass!
