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Michael Fassbender in ‘Prometheus': Creepy or hot?

Michael Fassbender in ‘Prometheus': Creepy or hot?

Are you excited for Prometheus? No? Well, welcome to the web, tiny newborn baby! Congratulations on learning to read so quickly, and for accessing this exact page before anything else on the web. Anyway, now that I’ve been sufficiently sarcastic and patronizing, here’s the brand new viral ad for this summer’s blogosphere darling, director Ridley Scott‘s highly-anticipated upcoming science fiction film Prometheus (June 8th), featuring Michael Fassbender‘s android character David establishing himself as the character that will either go haywire and kill all the other protagonists, or sacrifice himself at the end in order to punctuate the theme of humanity. I swear, if I just called the ending, I will shit a brick.

Ridley Scott, director of “Alien” and “Blade Runner,” returns to the genre he helped define. With PROMETHEUS, he creates a groundbreaking mythology, in which a team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a thrilling journey to the darkest corners of the universe. There, they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race.

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