Man, I never thought I’d type those words, and yet here we are. During a concert in New York City, Canadian crooner Michael Bublé took the opportunity to publicly bitchslap Kim Kardashian, saying that she’d never set one slutty foot on his stage, and then dedicated a song to Kris Humphries in order to relieve the stress that comes with getting big fake married to a big ass famewhore. ContactMusic reports:
According to the New York Post, Bublé joked with the crowd, saying, “Ladies and gentleman, I have a very special guest. Please welcome Kim Kardashian”. As the audience gasped, the singer quickly dashed their hopes, saying, “Nah, just [expletive] with you! That bitch isn’t coming on my stage”. The singer then dedicated his next song, a cover of Nina Simone’s Feeling Good to Kardashian’s husband Kris Humphries, saying, “She hurt him, she hurt him! I wish she had hurt me!”.
The funny thing is, there was one day last week where there were NO stories about Kim, and I was all like “thank heavens for people thinking that playing football is more important than firing people who enable child molesters!” Seriously, thank God for you terrible, terrible people for eclipsing a slightly less terrible person, if only for a day.