Merry Xmas from Kim’s fake wedding!

With Christmas slowly creeping up on us, and Santa preparing to work the one day of the year he’s required to work (unless he’s bailed out by yet another cartoon character who has to save Christmas … seriously, every year it happens. Santa hasn’t actually worked since 1959.) it’s time to break out everyone’s favorite almost tolerated holiday obligation: Christmas cards! And like all irritating newlyweds, Kim Kardashian decided to use a picture of her wedding as the card this year, except whoops! That was a sham cash-grab that ended after only two months. Ho ho ho and such. RadarOnline reports:

Before departing for their short honeymoon to the Amalfi coast, Kim instructed the stationery company to prepare options for her Christmas cards, featuring their official wedding portrait which was taken on the staircase inside the Montecito estate where the nuptials took place. “Kim is a planner, and is obsessed with details, and a total control freak. She wanted her Christmas cards to be perfect, and she wanted at least 10 different choices of holiday cards, black and white, matted finish, you name it, Kim thought of it,” a source close to Kardashian tells RadarOnline. “The proofs were delivered to Kim in mid-September, and she conveyed to the owners of the company that she was very pleased with the results. Kim said she would get back to them with a final choice, but alas, she never did, for obvious reasons.”

And once again, we all learn an important lesson about how you shouldn’t take Christmas card pictures in August because no one wants a Christmas card with a subtext that says “Merry Christmas! We were able to contain our thinly-veiled disdain for each other just long enough to look almost happy together for the sake of paper well-wishes. One of us will cheat on the other by New Year’s Eve!”

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

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