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Joan Rivers’ daughter is dating a porn mogul!

Joan Rivers’ daughter is dating a porn mogul!
December 15, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Melissa Rivers and Steve Hirsch

As everyone knows (okay, not everyone, just humor me here) the best money in porn is found behind the scenes. Sure, performers can make bank if they work hard enough, but owning a studio is practically like printing money. Which is why Joan Rivers is ecstatic that her daughter Melissa Rivers is dating Steve Hirsch, head honcho of Vivid Entertainment. And also because they make each other happy, I guess … bah. Lovey dovey relationships. TMZ reports:

Joan tells us, not only is Steve crazy about Melissa — “He makes a great living … and he’s Jewish.” But Melissa — who hooked up with Steve through a friend — isn’t the only one reaping the benefits of her new relationship … Joan adds, “I’m 78 years old and now I get a discount on lubricant.” TMZ broke the story — Melissa and the Vivid honcho have been dating for a couple weeks now — and sources tell us … “The relationship is going great.”

I’m happy for Melissa and Steve, I really am. Admittedly, this one came right out of left field, although I guess all the best relationships do. As long as they don’t film the wedding and sell the rights to E!, I’m just fine with this. Awww man, I be they’d have the best gift bags for all the guests … Admit it, if they gave out free condoms, lube and porn at weddings, they probably wouldn’t suck so bad.

Melissa Rivers and Steve Hirsch