Somehow, John McCain’s sperm was somehow able to transfer his old, angry white genes into Meghan McCain, best known for being hot and blonde and having huge boobs. Seriously, how in the hell did Meghan McCain come out of John McCain‘s penis? Weird. Anyway, Meghan recently talked to Playboy magazine, where she reveals that no, she isn’t a lesbian, and that she loves the dick.
My friends from home came over to support me, and we got in my parents’ big bed. They have this huge California king and we just stayed up eating ice cream. I’m not a lesbian, if that’s what you’re asking. I’d be the first person to tell the world I was gay. I’m not private about anything. I think you should live how you should live. But I’m strictly dickly. I can’t help it. I love sex and I love men.
Seriously, why is it that conservative politicians always pump out ridiculously hot, ridiculously liberal daughters? There has to be some sort of scientific formula for this, because I’m at a loss for words here.