Megan Fox quit Twitter already?

So sometime last week — or earlier this week, like I care — Megan Fox joined Twitter, and her first tweet was essentially an eyeroll (see below) as transcribed into 140 characters. Well, guess what? She already quit tweeting. And in true Megan fashion, here she is eyerolling about it on Facebook:

Some of you may, or may not have noticed by now that my Twitter account has been shut down … I thought that 2013 might be the year that I finally blossomed into a social networking butterfly … but as it turns out I still hate it. Love you guys but I will just never be that girl. Facebook is as much as I can handle. #I’m Sorry

If by “that girl,” Megan means “a privileged white girl whose ironically detached from everything around her because it’s cool,” then trust me honey, you are already “that girl.” Hell, Twitter is literally nothing but white people being ironic and self-aware. Well, that and dumb teenage girls begging Chris Brown to punch them in the face. It’s about 60% of one, 40% of the other.

Megan Fox

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