Megan Fox is pregnant … maybe!

Half of Star magazine’s revenue comes from randomly pointing at a celebrity and screaming PREGNANT! A practice which gets inherently awkward when it turns out the celebrity doesn’t have fertilized eggs but does have a lawyer, but things like “logic” and “facts” have never gotten in their way before, so why start now? Anyway, the latest celebrity who is “pregnant” (tentatively speaking) is Megan Fox, who got knocked up by Brian Austin Green. Via RadarOnline:

“They just found out and are incredibly excited,” a source close to the couple told Star, noting that the pregnancy was unexpected. However, it’s unlikely the Transformers actress will be going public with the news just yet, as the source says: “It’s still early, so they are only telling close friends and family members.” Since tying the knot in 2010, Megan has become stepmother to Brian’s 10-year-old son, Kassius, who he had with ex Vanessa Marcil. “Megan has become a great stepmom, and Brian knows she’ll be wonderful with the baby,” the source said.

Well, we wish them all the best if this pregnancy thing turns out to actually be happening. And if not, all the best to ‘em anyway, because I’m pretty Michael Bay is plotting Megan’s death just as soon as he finishes killing the credibility of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which I’m pretty sure will have changed into Adult Alien Samurai Newts by the time he’s done with it.

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green

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