Megan Fox believes in leprechauns!

Megan Fox

In case you were wondering what happened to Megan Fox after she trashed her own movies and Steven Spielberg basically shunned her into being a social pariah: Crazy. Megan is now completely and totally crazy. Like, speaking in tongues, end of the world conspiracy theorizing, trying to uncover the Antichrist kinda crazy. Check out some of the excerpts from her new Esquire interview …

“I’ve read the Book of Revelation a million times,” Megan Fox says. “It does not make sense, obviously. It needs to be decoded. What is the dragon? What is the prostitute? What are these things? What is this imagery? What was John seeing? And I was just thinking, What is the Antichrist?”

She’s relaxed now. She’s much more comfortable talking about the Antichrist than her career.

“When war breaks out in the Holy Land, like it is right now, if that is a sign of the immediate end times, then where are the other signs? Is it possible that it’s the Internet or fame itself or celebrity?”

“I have seen magical, crazy things happen. I’ve seen people be healed. Even now, in the church I go to, during Praise and Worship I could feel that I was maybe getting ready to speak in tongues, and I’d have to shut it off because I don’t know what that church would do if I started screaming out in tongues in the back.

“I like believing. I believe in all of these Irish myths, like leprechauns. Not the pot of gold, not the Lucky Charms leprechauns. But maybe was there something in the traditional sense? I believe that this stuff came from somewhere other than people’s imaginations …”

“We should all believe in leprechauns. I’m a believer …”

“You and I are humans, this is not all of it. This cannot be, because we are so disappointing…”

What, you thought I was kidding? No. Megan believes in leprechauns and the Antichrist, despite the fact that the Antichrist was never even mentioned or appeared in the Bible. It’s really only a matter of time before she and Alex Jones end up huddled together in their apocalypse bunker on the off-chance that the crazy stuff they believe actually happens.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

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