Megan Fox and Michael Bay are reuniting ‘TMNT’

Megan Fox and Michael Bay

Hey, does anyone else remember when Megan Fox claimed Michael Bay made her wash his car as an audition for Transformers, and then she called him Hitler? Well, Michael apparently doesn’t, because he announced on his website that he’s casting her in his new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.

TMNT: we are bringing Megan Fox back into the family! Michael Bay

According to rumors going around Megan will be playing April O’Neil, because as you remember, April was also ironically detached from everything and weirdly obsessed with the apocalypse.

Leonardo: Come on April, the Shredder and his foot soldiers are attacking! We have to get in the Turtle van right now!
April: Yeah, the turtle van. Riiiiiiiight. *Winks at the camera*
Leonardo: Are … are you feeling okay?
April: A bunch of freak turtles are talking to me. I’m pretty sure you’re all the antichrist.
Leonardo: Well, I wouldn’t go that far-
Michaelangelo: Yo homie, we gonn’ bust a cap in the Shredder’s ASS!
Leonardo: Oh yeah, I forgot this is a Michael bay movie.

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