I know, I know, we’re all supposed to be boycotting Celebrity Apprentice because Donald Trump is a gay-hating douche, but COME ON. LaToya Jackson? Gary Busey? Star Jones? Wild horses couldn’t drag me away from that kind of celebrity crazy (Seriously, Dionne Warwick? Total C-U-Next-Tuesday!) Anyway, yesterday’s episode took the crazy dial and cranked it right up over 9,000 by starting off with a feud between Dionne and Nene Leakes, and then descended further with a screaming rage-fest between Gary and Meat Loaf and IT. WAS. AWESOME. Gary is like the crazy uncle you invite to Thanksgiving for entertainment purposes but wouldn’t leave your kids with, and Meat Loaf is like the angry uncle who’s had it up to here with the fuckery. Put them together and you have the best has-been fight since The Surreal Life went off the air. Behold:
