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Matt Damon in a Snuggie? Matt Damon in a Snuggie!

Matt Damon in a Snuggie? Matt Damon in a Snuggie!

The holidays are fast approaching, and now that there are absolutely no major events standing between us and Christmas/Hannukah/Third winter-based holiday I’ve never heard of, it’s time you go out and buy things for your loved ones to let them know how much their love is worth to you in dollars. Just kidding! Anyway, Matt Damon is here to plug a spiffy, eco-friendly water bottle with proceeds going to charity.

Damon got all bundled up for AOL’s “You’ve Got…” series — in which he shows off some of the worst Xmas gifts he’s gotten over the years (including a stuffed animal his kids won’t even touch). But the coolest gift Damon thinks you can give is a pretty badass water bottle that his brother designed … and 100% of the profits all go towards Water.org — a group dedicated to getting clean water to people all over the world! SOURCE

I mean sure, the super awesome water bottle is nice, but I think we’re missing the most important part in all of this: Matt Damon wore a Snuggie. Seriously, all I want for Christmas now is Matt in a Snuggie. And nothing else. But if you can’t afford a Matt in a Snuggie and nothing else, I will also accept a Kellan Lutz with a Shamwow covering his penis.