Martha Stewart Just Took A Dog To the Face

Martha Stewart Just Took A Dog To the Face
January 14, 2011 JEREMY FEIST

So apparently, home renovation runs strong in Martha Stewart‘s household, because even her dog has ventured into the fine art of feng shui by rearranging Martha’s face. And that’s why you never surprise a dog, unless you want a facefull of chi.

“I must have startled her, because she bolted upright with such force that she hit me in the face like a boxing glove hitting an opponent’s face,” Stewart wrote on her personal blog.

“I was entirely startled and my neck snapped back,” Stewart continued. “I felt a bit of whiplash as blood gushed forth from my split lip.” SOURCE

And that’s why you should never play peek-a-boo with your dog. Seriously, when my baby Kahlua was a puppy, I decided it would be a good idea to try and kiss her on the top of her head. Long story short, I know know exactly what it would feel like to have a ten pound lip piercing. Pass.