As with all my new pets, I gently bit each kitten on the face. This is how I let my animals know that I am now their mother.
About Jeremy Feist
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.
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