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MARTHA HEADS TO THE SLAMMER!

MARTHA HEADS TO THE SLAMMER!
October 8, 2004 MICHAEL KNUDSEN

greetings kids! oh boy did that mac culkin story (see below) take off like WILDFIRE in a stack of hay – so listen – i cant confirm or deny but it makes some sense – and its all very good gossip material – so lets see if anything else goes on with that – no worries – popbytes will fill you all in! and all yr comments have been split 50/50 – i didnt make this up – just reporting what i heard to all you pop junkies out there! :)


martha!
i actually had to run out of town – so im not posting from hollywood – so forgive me if i seem out of it – or anything like that – BUT i found myself an internet cafe (its a mystery where i am!) – because popbytes had to talk about ms. martha heading off to ‘camp cupcake’ in west virginia where she will do her five month stint! so in honor – i will add a martha countdown of days in jail – which will be launched tomorrow on day #2 – oh i bet she is having too much fun right now. first a strip search, next a uniform – she has to work in prison (kitchen or cleaning and maybe some snow shovelling if it comes to that)


BUT dont worry martha WILL indeed get paid for her efforts – pays range from 12-40 cents an hour! so by the time martha gets out maybe she can buy a carton of cigarettes (i bet they are cheap in west virginia) since im sure shes bound to pick up the habit – i would smoke myself silly in prison! popbytes in prison is a scary thought – yikes!) anyways – thats the scoop for now…look for the countdown tommorow


and when i feel i can actually talk about it without having breakdowns or tragic TV tears – popbytes will post all thoughts/feelings concerning the crazy ass season finale of nip/tuck – dr troy cannot be dead – this would KILL ME! it cant be true!!! hes too hot to die!!! ok popbytes out (of state)… :) xoxo