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Mark Wahlberg to Bieber: Pull up your pants, stoner

Mark Wahlberg to Bieber: Pull up your pants, stoner
August 7, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Mark Wahlberg

Last week, we saw DeadMau5 jump on the Justin Bieber hate train after Justin screwed him and his Top Gear dreams over. Well, now Mark Wahlberg is joining in on the fun, telling Justin to maybe put down the joint and pull up those stupid diaper pants already. Via HuffPo

“Justin, are you listening? Don’t be so naughty,” Wahlberg reportedly said in an interview with The Sun. “Be a nice boy, pull your trousers up, make your mom proud and stop smoking weed, you little bastard.”

“He’s a teenager living in a different day and age. I was in prison before I got a record out and I don’t think he’s been to prison,” added Wahlberg, whose teen years were filled with run-ins with police and time spent in jail.

“I mean, just look at me! I used to be a little punk too, and now I’m fighting 9/11 single-handedly and my best friend is a talking teddy bear voiced by Seth MacFarlane. Say hi to your mother for me.” – How I like to imagine that conversation would have gone if he had just went one sentence longer. Oh, these are the things that could have been …

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.