So in the least surprising news ever, it turns out that The Crypt Keeper Maria Shriver was actually the one responsible for leaking the news about Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s love child. Gosh, you mean the wife he cheated on ended up ratting him out for being a cheating, lying douchebag? Gee, ya don’t say?
TMZ has new information from sources connected to Maria. We’re told when Maria found out that Arnold was the father of Mildred Patty Baena’s son, she was “hysterical” and wanted to hold a news conference blowing the lid off the scandal. We’re told Maria’s friends talked her off a ledge and a plan was eventually hatched to leak the details to the L.A. Times and TMZ. And we have new information about when Maria found out about the baby. Now we’re told Maria learned about Arnold’s love child in late April or very early May. SOURCE
And just our luck! We here at PopBytes have the original press release from Maria Shriver right here! Here it is in it’s entirety:
“Good evening, BOILS and GHOULS! In light of recent revHELLations, I thought I would air out a couple of SKELETONS in Arnold’s closet! It my dear husband’s been BONING some of the hired help, and we’ve had them … shall we say? FIRED! But don’t worry, they’ve been given a generous SEVERANCE package! And we even bought a lovely CURSEry set for Arnold’s love child! YAAAAAAHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEEEEEE!”