Remember when Justin Bieber guest starred on CSI? And he totally sucked? And then they shot him straight to shit and I finally knew what love felt like? Well, Marg Helgenberger, who at this point is pretty much the best part of a show who I really am surprised managed to last this long, gave an interview in France (yeah, I didn’t see that one coming either) in which she called Justin a little brat who can’t act and who punches cakes. No, seriously.
“I shouldn’t be saying this,” the stunning 52-year-old told an interviewer, “but he was kind of a brat. He was very nice to me. But he locked one of the producers in a closet and he put his fist through a cake that was on the cast’s table.“
When first asked about Bieber, Helgenberger rolled her eyes when asked if his role was written just to raise sagging ratings, or because the singer is “truly a good actor.”
“Justin Bieber wasn’t bad bad,” Helgenberger said, visibly surprised by the question. “But he’d never acted before … He’s better than you’d think.” SOURCE
First off, how is “cake punching” not code for some sort of obscure German fetish? For all I know, it could be, but I’m afraid to look it up because … well, I’m not sure I want to see that kind of shit. Ever. Anyway, I was initially worried that Justin’s followers were going to try and burn Marg at the stake, but a quick glance at Twitter suggests that Bieber fans are still currently wrapped up too tightly in their own little bubbles to care. Marg, you have just dodged a huge bullet, except for Justin calling you kinda lame.