Marc Anthony tried to control JLo?

Famewhore rule number one: If you’re going to announce your split, announce it on Friday as late as possible so that it consumes the entire weekend. Second rule: Once that’s done, immediately start planting stories in the press about how he tried to control you, despite the fact that he’s a skinny nobody and you’re built like a mac truck made of self-importance and egotism. Take it away, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony.

“He would make her feel terrible about herself if she wanted to wear something sexy,” says another source. “He likes her to dress in a demure, ‘wife’ style. He hated the fact that she was a sex symbol.”

“Marc has always been a very dominating husband,” another insider says of the couple, who announced the end of their marriage last Friday. “He wants to control everything Jennifer does.” SOURCE

Know how I know this is bullshit? Because it’s JENNIFER FREAKING LOPEZ. Seriously if anyone, including her twig of a now-ex asked her to so much as stop stepping on their toes, she would have chewed through their Achilles tendon. Although I’m sure Marc Anthony tried to control her in some way, which probably went like this:

Marc: Jennifer, could you cover up already?
Jennifer: DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?! I AM MOTHERFUCKING JENNIFER LOPEZ! I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU ON THE BLACK MARKET JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES. I WILL BURY YOUR ASS, SKELETOR.
Marc: Oh God I’m sorry, please don’t eat me!

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony

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