At this point, Madonna has like, five castles in the English countryside and a pet gryphon to protect them, plus a stable filled with nothing but European pool boys with 0% body fat. Why she feels the need to keep touring is beyond me, since she makes more off royalties in one year than most people will in their lifetime, but when people pay $300 a ticket, you go where the money is I guess. Well, here’s Madge in concert (in Dallas), miraculously mobile without the aid of a rascal scooter, as she face plants during a performance of “Like a Prayer.” Granted, it looks like someone in the crowd pulled her down, but still, she’s 54. At some point, doing a full gymnastics routine might not be realistic.
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