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Lisa Vanderpump dissed Prince Harry’s penis!

Lisa Vanderpump dissed Prince Harry’s penis!

Yes, yes, I know, Prince Harry was photographed naked in Las Vegas. But honestly: Who cares? Oh wow, he had no clothes. You’re kidding, right? Settle down, it’s not like you’ve never seen a naked person before. You’re on the internet, for eff’s sake; This is like 85% nudity. Anyway, Lisa Vanderpump, who’s apparently on one of those Real Housewives of Who Cares shows, decided to weigh in on the matter by commenting on how small Prince Harry is. Oh, and did I mention she’s reportedly British? So guess who’s never going back to her homeland? TMZ reports …

Lisa was out in Beverly Hills earlier today when we asked if she’s seen the pictures — and she must have been living under a rock the last 12 hours … because she hadn’t. So our camera guy showed them to her on his phone — and Lisa replied, “I need a magnifying glass to see that! Hold on, let me get my glasses.” Once she got a good look, Lisa handed the phone back in disbelief, saying, “That’s not a ROYAL penis!”

Once again: This guy is a prince. You are, at best, an entitled sideshow attraction on Bravo. You do realize you’re out of your league here, right? I’m pretty sure the royal family can buy your show, and turn it into “Lisa Vanderpump Gets Kicked By A Horse Show.” I mean, I can’t really imagine what the market for that show would be, but they’d do it anyway just to get back at you.

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