• Lindsay Lohan will make light of the stupid shit she’s done for the last six years IDLYITW
• Kelsey and Camille Grammer have finally settled their nasty custody dispute! ICYDK
• Natalie Portman is married! See her and Benjamin Millepied’s sweetest moments! PopSugar
• Jessica Simpson seriously cannot tell the difference between her baby kicking and gas! BuzzFeed
• The man behind the show, Alan Ball, will be leaving True Blood after season five! Rickey
• Angelina Jolie does a photo op with the twins and Jane Pitt, post-leg incident! Cele|bitchy
• The Soapbox: Why we should just stop snarking on Angelina Jolie’s skinny ass! The Frisky
• Taylor Swift and hottie Tim Tebow were spotted eating together at an LA restaurant! ONTD
• What in the hell kinda makeover/photoshop witchery is going on here with Katy Pery? CityRag
• Russell Brand cruises around with his new (temp) girlfriend in his Range Rover! Moe Jackson
• OMG! How many babies is Jessica Simpson carrying in her belly?! She’s HUGE! Celebslam
• Kim Kardashian had herself a good giggle over Demi Moore’s recent troubles! Socialite Life
• Heaven help us! It looks like Justin Bieber is working some new music, ugh! I’m Not Obsessed
• Step aside Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, I want to climb all over Jason Statham! Hollywood Rag
• Miranda Kerr is the hottest mom ever, besides the gorgeous Kate Beckinsale! Hollywood Tuna
• Why the hell would Lady Gaga make a cameo in the upcoming flick Men In Black 3? Allie Is Wired
• Jennifer Aniston’s new movie Wanderlust is a bomb, only raking in $6.6 million! Celebrity Smack
• Watch This: Seth Rogen ripped on loser Chris Brown at the Independent Spirit Awards Evil Beet
• Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel is in Miami this week vacationing at the beach! The Blemish
• Want to see who mysteriously grew some facial hair then click away! Seriously? OMG! WTF?
• The New York Times has just published a poster for the 5th season of Mad Men Oh La La
• The Daily Crunch: Adele, Katy Perry, Darren Criss, Andre 3000, and Beyoncé ArjanWrites
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