Lindsay Lohan decided the best way to respond to the legal fuckery around her right now was by writing about it on Twitter, because of course, celebs using social media to defend themselves never backfires except for every time when it does. Anyway, LiLo pointed out to the world that her folks never raised her to lie, cheat or steal, which seems valid until you remember who her parents are.
A day after pleading not guilty to stealing a necklace, Lindsay Lohan took to Twitter to declare she’s no thief. “i would never steal, in case people are wondering,” she wrote in a Facebook message pasted Thursday night on her Twitter page. “I was not raised to lie, cheat, or steal.” SOURCE
You’re kidding me, right? If you look at Michael Lohan and Dina Lohan‘s to-do list for the day, all it says is ‘Lie, Cheat and Steal’. Not that they aren’t great parents (oh, wait, they aren’t) but Michael is a misogynistic douche and Dina sleeps in a fishtank filled with vodka, so all in all, if the only thing your parents taught you to do were to lie, cheat and steal, you’d still be better off than you are now.